Meet the Robinsons is the most underrated Disney movie of all time.

I have a bad habit of doing a little bit of work and rewarding myself with a disproportionately large amount of FuckAroundOnInternet time.

1. Wake up.
2. Struggle.

@mattbennett I'll massage your feet with oils made with extracts from magical pegasus saliva. Let's love each other, Matthew.

@mattbennett hey boy I'll make you brownies and cut them into crown shapes so you can feel like a king eating crownie-brownies

Born Ruffians reminds me of the fun part in Where the Wild Things Are when they were making a pile and not all pissy with each other.

Sillying with @chaselettmusic, waiting on the madre. http://t.co/hr6Ikf73

I love my little brother @chaselettmusic

I loved Spider-man. So awesome. But so very unrealistic... Using Bing to search for shit... Like, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? BING, PETER? BING??

I can't believe Nick News w/Linda Ellerby still comes on. Used to be a sure-fire way to get the channel changed back in the day.

fuckin' -_________- “@irespectfemales: in a Pokemon battle: 'i choose GOD! with Him, i will win ANY battle!”

liking people is kind of bad news

wait is rhianna a real person

Fucking with dishes makes me want to punch and kick.

@wearethetay first panaffle. You can do it. Make those wafcakes.

My lil bro comes home today. If @chaselettmusic goes on tour for real I'm gonna for sure have to go w/him. I won't have any1 to play with.

Classes tomorrow. Time to learn names, hometowns, classifications, & "1-interesting-fact"s about a bunch of folks I don't give a shit about.

Like I just dont understand the need for people who are not awesome. Put them in a box, shoot the box into the cosmos.

@atjogia boy you so damn fine I'd boil my hot dogs in a pot of your dirty bath water

if your stomach makes weird noises you have to announce it to alleviate awkwardness, thems the rules