This is why we use commas, kids. http://twitpic.com/4cma2z /via @xwordy

New blog post: Node.js: A Beginner's Perspective http://matthewturland.com/2010/10/19/node-js-a-beginners-perspective/ #nodejs

OH @zendcon: "Perl is the only language that looks exactly the same after RSA encryption." - @spriebsch /via @joedevon

RT @xwordy: Bra-vo to whoever thought this up. Math nerds...I swear. http://t.co/pk7pJuW

And I say again to both Hollywood and Congress: FUCK. YOU. @rww: Hollywood and Congress Target Mozilla http://t.co/k0K3ubyZ /via @joedevon

A pessimist says a glass is half empty and an optimist that it is half full. A good software developer says it's twice as big as required.

Become a Programmer, Motherfucker http://t.co/mAccgmgn

Think this would make @snipeyhead chuckle. Not for the easily offended. (If you are, WTF are you following me for?) http://t.co/jZTjnykd

Words to live by: "Work hard. Don't be an asshole. Share what you know." @brad_frost

Why it Sucks to be the IT Guy  http://j.mp/T9M0Qy  /via @xwordy

@antirez CEO won't go on the record in Congress, which basically makes their claim of pulling support a useless PR fumble. /cc @paddyforan

RT @nanderoo: And this folks, is how it should be done: RT @figure53: NEWS: Hey Baltimore. We're hiring. http://t.co/Efr3REaG

Simply. Brilliant. "Developer Support Handbook" - http://t.co/XWY3hmP /by @pamelafox /via @stuherbert @anthonysterling/cc @paddyforan

The 2 biggest problems in computer science are indeed naming things, cache invalidation, and off-by-1 errors. http://instantrimshot.com

New blog post: Process Isolation in PHPUnit http://matthewturland.com/2010/08/19/process-isolation-in-phpunit/ #phpunit #php

Rob Pike explains what's wrong with programming languages in about 10 minutes. Worth it: http://bit.ly/bBuyu8 /via @al3x

"This code couldn't be more unportable if they'd welded it to the hard drive." /by @parsingphase I'm going to remember this one. :)

For those who may have missed it last night, new blog post: Thoughts on Working Remotely  http://matthewturland.com/2013/03/06/thoughts-on-working-remotely/ …

New blog post: Why I Love Writing Software  http://matthewturland.com/2012/11/17/why-i-love-writing-software/ …

There are two kinds of programming languages: the kind people complain about and the kind no one uses.