@french1013 well shit! Jump on the @_taydahl_ tit giveaway.

Once upon a time I wanted to be the pink Power Ranger.

Oh they grow up so fast. #driverslicensetest

I hate when my dreams piss me off.

Sometimes reality forcefully rips away your options.

It's not going to matter because you're flat in front like Ken.

You know life sucks when you sleep in the fetal position.

The smell of rain is lovely right now.

@_taydahl_ Hoboken no jokin!

I think my road rage is rubbing off on @_taydahl_. Not sure if thats a good thing or a bad thing. #greatinfluence

I hate that there is only one appropriate way to sit in a mini skirt.

Screwed myself over in the sleep department. #fml

So I'm either going to play in the rain or fly a kite today. What's it going to be weather?

Take a risk. It could lead to something truly amazing.

They didn't make 2 lanes so you could go the same speed in both of them. MOVE.

Good lawd! I have a nice butt.

Bitch, you passed me. Get yo ass movin!

I enjoy surprising people with my sass.

Seeking someone to give me a mind blowing back massage.

How far could I go before the consequences caught up with me?