Favstar wird sogar noch besser, wenn du dich anmeldest.
Once upon a time I wanted to be the pink Power Ranger.
That guy is being a douchebag and I think he needs to knock it off.
A lot of people don't seem to understand the take a number system.
Oh they grow up so fast. #driverslicensetest
I hate when my dreams piss me off.
Well if you want to get PREGNANT and DIE, then yes continue to not use condoms. #sofuckingsmart
Getting my haircut so I don't look like a shaggy dog anymore.
When life gets you down, make a comforter.
That's what every girl wants to hear "I'll love you even if I can't find your vagina."
I would really really really like to see The Five Year Engagement.
My dorm bed has never felt as comfortable as it does right at this moment.
Sometimes reality forcefully rips away your options.
It's not going to matter because you're flat in front like Ken.
You know life sucks when you sleep in the fetal position.
The smell of rain is lovely right now.