The last week for Zuckerberg:

Monday: Girlfriend got M.D.
Tuesday: 28th birthday.
Friday: IPO.
Saturday: Married.

It takes exactly 2 lines of code to add Twitter integration into your iOS app.

WOW. Siri truly is a genius. http://t.co/wCMIgayP

Apparently if you didn't apply for a WWDC scholarship a thousand years ago you're in trouble. http://t.co/NjA4pv5W

New Mountain Lion users– this app will automatically make all Growl notifications go into Notification Center. http://t.co/0Blyi8XB

"That's just messed up man," said the Microsoft employee as I set the wallpaper on the Sur @ Microsoft Store  http://instagr.am/p/RjTqltpiBt/ 

Check out the end of the description and then the reviews. Welcome to Android. https://t.co/DJCHGEI3

If you bug Siri enough to tell you a story, she'll do it. http://t.co/xYY7Lkuk

"Some people think the cloud is a giant hard disk in the sky." – Steve Jobs

A side of Steve Jobs rarely seen and a photo of him skiing! http://t.co/XFAQxui5

It seems like Twitter is sitting there trying to make money while Facebook thrives and innovates.

The first iPhone took 74 days to hit a million sales. The iPhone 4S took just one.

Bark shows Growl notifications in Notification Center with the correct app icon. Goodbye Growl. http://t.co/fmV00ggx

OH my Mom listening to dubstep: "It sound like the dentist drilling someone's teeth."

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U... sounds like an ambulance coming to trying to save Nintendo.

Secret Tweetbot Settings: at the bottom of the Settings page, triple tap on the left/right edges of the screen simultaneously.

1. Get free @coldplay from Google Music.
2. Download, add songs to iTunes.
3. Forget about Google Music.

http://t.co/JC117FOv

They used an iPad to administer the PSAT. Welcome to Cupertino.

Apple: 1000 photos.
Google: 15 GB.
Yahoo: 1 TB.

I've wanted to meet Steve Jobs my entire life. And now I never will.