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Guys I’m worried that if I’m ever in a fire I’ll get freaked out and ‘pop lock & drop’ instead of ‘stop drop & roll’
i will be SO annoyed if Ice T & Coco have a baby and it is not named after a seasonal beverage
we all had to sign a card for a coworker thats retiring and i just wrote "please take me with you" in it
no YOU'RE taking a pregnancy test in an ihop bathroom
LOOK HOW PATIENTLY IM WAITING FOR HIM TO RESPOND ITS LIKE I DON’T EVEN CARE
brb getting upset over something i made up in my head again
Excuse me, lady working at this ice cream place, but its rude to be moving so slow when there are ppl in line who clearly have broken hearts
What if I just came into work, took like 9 donuts, put them in my bag, then just left.
i saw the best minds of my generation make dat booty clap
If I had a racehorse I'd name it "Gambling is a Serious Illness"
RT if ur afraid of basically everything be honest
star this tweet if you like me so i can show my mom and other hators
RT if ur the worst
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