"She thinks my tractors sexy". By far the best country song ever!

Tonight's lesson learnt: Ebay is porn, Amazon is safe, Tony Robinson is THE greatest storyteller. Cheers @pnubk1

Doing a tweet whilst having a sheet...that's racist Mexican toilet humour.

Some people are going to have to wait a WHOLE week after launch to get their S4's?!?! Oh dear dear dear. Such a #firstworldproblem

I am so different, I now have a Mac at last just like everyone else…..Love me?!? Please.

RT @rootwyrm:Explaining Ska is easy. "Okay, you know the Sad Trombone? Imagine if it was happy instead. And extremely hyper."

Nothing you read on the Internet is EVER wrong. It's all about context....and idiocy. Idiocy plays a major role.

@pnubk1 @nitroki11er @pepsuber88 @shadow5643 @kawaiik0inu @cassie_armitt Salutations on this most joyous of holidays!!

@pnubk1 0430 is staying late n certainly not leaving shortly after @kawaiik0inu. In fact so late, I actually think it was early.

@pnubk1 Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore' wub wub wah wah waaaaaahhhhhh doooossssshhhh #dubsteppoetry

@pnubk1 @kawaiik0inu RT @boingboing: Cthulhu tiki mug http://t.co/Y4vn4lFf

Proof that Ikea is the Antichrist!! http://t.co/onxJBL0A

@pnubk1 Sparrow Agnes ascend!!

Give a geek a go!! RT @pnubk1: ain't nothing but a truth thang! http://t.co/YRHugB5d

@kawaiik0inu @nitroki11er @pnubk1 #truedat

Why do they celebrate christmas in the christian tradition at Hogwarts?? #harrypotter

Futurama's back on Comedy Central?? When's it coming to UK and why was this not front page news?! Public Sector wha...FUTURAMA!!!!

"THIS IS MARTHA!!!!" Loving the #RobotChicken

"Im gonna hit you so hard your children are born bruised!" #TankGirl #epic

@drthanatos @ericericmartin I'm yet to collect the whole set...