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Unlocked iPhone was in my back pocket with Tweetie open, so all your faces were smooshed up to my butt for a while. Who. Left. Bitemarks??
Need to get back to work. I have to write the company policy regarding the use/abuse of the Internet while on the clock.
Wearing a skirt to work today, which guarantees somebody's computer will fuck up & I will have to crawl under a desk to fix it.
Me on phone to friend in another state: "Think I'll do the club scene tonight. Solo."
F: "What are you going to wear?"
Me: "Desperation"
F: "What are you going to wear?"
Me: "Desperation"
What I really need to find is a good screw.
That didn't come out right.
A screw. For some wood.
Still not right. Wood. Screw.
Nevermind
That didn't come out right.
A screw. For some wood.
Still not right. Wood. Screw.
Nevermind
The first person I hear say 'New England must be so beautiful in the Fall' is going to get my metal rake up their ass. Happy fucking Autumn.
Just lit a cigarette with a new lighter that was set to FlameThrower mode. Related: canceling tomorrow's haircut appointment.
I've heard that to be a good singer you have to use your diaphragm. But I can't figure out how birth control will help improve your voice.
Today's Agenda: Meet to work on the Agenda for the next meeting. We can use the Agenda from the last meeting as a template for this Agenda.
Loud Office Girl just walked in. She is like sooo omyGOD like so so like so soooo omyGOD like like sooooo soooo like so so like so ANNOYING!
Got Real Life 'stars' today: In Times Square, guy walking next to me said my clothes & hair were "killer".
Who, me? Just driving my pick-up truck to Home Depot's Tool Corral to get drill bits then grab a bag of Quik-Crete. Ya know - girl stuff.
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