Strip club on Valentine's day anyone?!

Ready for my next chapter. #OohRah

I hate when people favorite my tweets. Like just unfollow me you asshole.

She tastes like cigarettes, and alcohol. Up all night on adderal.

Who wants to play? http://t.co/tumieHcg

I miss your boobs. They were fun.

#TweetAPictureYouCantExplain #YouPutYourLeftFootIn #LeftFootStomp #TakeItBackNowYall 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/gU6Jj9Wm

yup http://t.co/8O5P2dSR

This is Hawkeye, why the fuck are you wearing 5 inch heels to class?

#EmbarrassYourself http://t.co/8Bq6Rspf

My hatred towards Shitradi has gone from zero to 120% since I last looked at my phone....

Girl in hall keeps screaming. Professor opens door to tell them to shut up. Girl says she has touretts. Professor shuts door. @hccprobz

We continued to talk.... http://t.co/402l5SaH

I'm a snake. I'm a slithery lil snaaakeee..

Bumpin @bowwow all the way to Clear Lake!! #LetTheNightBegin @mr_conradi http://t.co/8C48eNZ0

Baby faced and I'm all about my hygiene, gotta be a ten or higher if ya tryin out for my team.. @sammyadams

No girls for 13 weeks 😭

Well Janesville, peace out. ✌

#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you smile more than you frown, and laugh more than you bitch.

High school girls gonna start freaking out when the no tanning under 17 ban goes into effect haha.