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Hey, dude in the Hummer with all the chrome, the lights, and the crazy rims...
Sorry about your penis.
Sorry about your penis.
When i think about this world, I worry for the children.
Well, your children anyway - I've given mine guns.
Well, your children anyway - I've given mine guns.
Wife is home soon, i will pour her some wine and put on some music...
That way she will have something to do while i play XBox.
That way she will have something to do while i play XBox.
Facebook is actually useful if you look at it as a way of keeping in touch with friends that don't know how to use the internet.
Wife did that thing with her tongue this morning.
The one where she drinks the last of the coffee, pokes it out at me and leaves the house.
The one where she drinks the last of the coffee, pokes it out at me and leaves the house.
Neighbours daughter is having singing lessons.
Simply put, she has the voice of an angel.
Being strangled.
Simply put, she has the voice of an angel.
Being strangled.
Me: "Baby, I'm sorry i'm late back."
Her: "Ok. You're dinner is in the oven."
M: "Cool. What is it?"
H: "Salad."
Her: "Ok. You're dinner is in the oven."
M: "Cool. What is it?"
H: "Salad."
My Google joke is still in beta. I will not provide any support, and will continue to be very vague about when punchline will actually work.
I just duct taped an extra blade on my seven blade Gillette because, quite frankly... i'm more manly than you.
Hard work never killed anyone.
Assuming you discount slavery, industrial accidents, long term stress and the occasional fascist dictator.
Assuming you discount slavery, industrial accidents, long term stress and the occasional fascist dictator.
Yes. In the UK we do have a socialist health system -particuly if you define "Socialist" as not letting people die because they are poor.
I have picked up so many German followers lately, i worry i'm becoming the David Hasselhof of Twitter.
It's hard as an adult to remember you can actually do anything you want.
So today I tie-dyed a cat purple, green and yellow.
So today I tie-dyed a cat purple, green and yellow.
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