“@tedinreallife: I hate when people act a different way when they get around certain people.” YESSSS

“@autocorrects: "You're fat." "It runs in my family!" "Dude, no one runs in your family."” @sexxy_stonerr hahaha

“@autocorrects: Her: I love you. Me: I love YouTube.” @sexxy_stonerr

“@autocorrects: God is pretty creative. I mean, look at me. (;” @sexxy_stonerr ;)

“@autocorrects: No but seriously, why the f^ck am I still single? is there no one who can handle all of this?” @sexxy_stonerr

“@sabastionr: Spongebob will get his license before Taylor Swift finds love.” 😂😂

“@tasiii_: I hate being "just friends" with you.” !!!!!

Some people just need a high five... In the face... With a chair.

Wtf man. Why can't people have enough respect for people in relationships.

“@ohdearoomf: Hey #oomf, lets flip a coin, heads you're mine, tails I'm yours.” @meghanwood4 😍😍😍

“@ikeepittooreal: Me & #oomf are like >>>>>>> then we go to <<<<<<< but we always end up back like >>>>>>> (:” @meghanwood4 😍

“@ohdearoomf: Dear #oomf, can we just like, cuddle, kiss, and be cute already?” @ciaracrosby5

“@ohdearoomf: I wish #oomf could sleep with me every single night.” Babeeeeeey @meghanwood4

“@sodamntrue: No matter how many fights you both get into, if you really love each other, it shouldn't even matter.” @meghanwood4

What was someone else supposed to do, call 911 & say "hey this girl tweeted to call you, so I was just letting you kno someone in her house"

“@iquoterealish: Me: I won't get jealous :) ..... Me: Who's this fucking bitch? o.0”

“@frankoceaan: We fight, We curse, We kiss, We hug, We text , We talk, We argue, We laugh, We smile, We love. ❤ That's just us.”@meghanwood4

“@shesahoeif: If she's a hoe in her tweets, she's a hoe in the streets.” who's the first person that comes to mind?? @meghanwood4 😂

“@whennboys: I get jealous, I get mad, I get curious. But it's only because I care. ♥” @meghanwood4

“@tedinreallife: I dont hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.” real talk.