Favstar wird sogar noch besser, wenn du dich anmeldest.
#notsexy girls who constantly care about what they look like and what people think about them. fuck up and just be comfortable with yourself
happy fucking easter. oh how I love celebrating the death of Jesus Crust the Dinosaur.
Oscar Pistorius was just taking his girlfriend out on Valentines Day.......
Imagine your dick fell off, like completely dropped off and was lying on the floor, just your own human penis, on the floor, dropped off.
drank a bottle of wine earlier in 10 minutes because i'm a lad on tour #LadsOnTour
women's gymnastic finals = so many good butts
Aint no rest for the w-w-wiiiicked
The Lion, The Witch and The Specky Kid Who Shit Himself
saturday night. sat night. i'm sat in tonight. someone bring me a jack in the box or chicken nuggets.
Jesus christ I was so fucking drunk last night. Look at my tweets. Also, I text my girlfriend about 20 times saying "HANDJOB, HANDJOB" LOL
Spoonging mt xcats to csleep necause im£ dtoo drunk too I lovr my cat sl ove yymyt girlfirend!!!!!! Ove yo nigh nighty you all!!
Irftne fu k so frunk7 mr drtunk!
Meandn hjesus fucing pebnsi dfucking rifhtyght now afuw don fucking care so gfufuckcv drvetyonee
Compleyteytlahvfucking drinbng dfrin g now asnf I nd anrp ure fucked!vcn77 jheusu jcjrishtrs!
WHY DO I LIVE IN THE WORST COUNTRY OF ALL TIME? Seriously, Northern Ireland has fuck all opportunities. Boring, boring assholes.
what's up you motherfucks? i'm jack. wolf with a t-rex cock, less talk, while i invest stock in wet rock.