tubular balls #420

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Has "gettin more tang than an astronaut" been used in a song yet?

WHICH ONE OF Y'ALL INTRAFUCKS BE SNITCHIN? DON'T SNITCH ON YO MANS. #SNITCHESGETSTITCHES

got beat up by girls who took my money and ripped my boxers. just like high school all over again.

Well careful what you wish for... #stickypants

Just called a Radiohead song The Verve Pipe and I'm still sober

@benexclaimed fuck you

That's right I just worked till 730 on a Friday then bought bubble bath. #coolbachelor

The doctor is in @drtricktickler pic.twitter.com/Zt34gYjj

@teen_archer what the hell did I do to you?

I got laid to that for the first time - @benexclaimed on some Beethoven shit

Oh nothing, just walking down the street in Chicago and almost tripped on a real live chicken.

@mj_baumann @phrontiersman especially when Upton plays 2B, Utley moves to 3B, and we sign Pagan anyways!

@mj_baumann I didn't know Herndon used to be an Angels catcher. That's why the Jays claimed him, right?

Well gosh dang ain't it a lovely day to be outside in Chicago. Going into town for provisions, like a Real Ass Man

@crashburnalley and instead of a number, put a pair of binoculars on the wall.

@ceeangi sounds like there are asses in dire need of a beating. Sorry you have to put up with ridiculous shit like this.

Read this. My favorite thing on the internet at the moment. by @mj_baumann. Small My Nose? Why Magnificent, My Nose! http://t.co/x0Z3gtDN

@mj_baumann why would you want that? we'll miss out on the next Jackie Bradley. Suck for whatever guy's available around pick 10 I say!