@jimmymarks' most faved Tweets...
Lord Gaga, it's about your wife... she's doing some rather unbecoming things in the Americas. Shall I fetch your carriage, m'lord?
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Why bother with "Send Error Report"? Nothing ever happens with that. Just make it say "Shrug Shoulders, Reopen Program".
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My girlfriend's allergies have kept us awake all night and now we're both grumpy. We're like parents, only all our babies are boogers.
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FOR CREDIT UNION PEOPLE ONLY: A list of CU Tweeters. Gotta catch 'em all! http://brizzly.com/pic/1K7R
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I made pork chops and apple sauce for dinner. Then, Andy Williams and I sang "Mississippi Mud" and smoked Pall Malls. Goodnight, America.
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Girlfriend's out of town, I'm a bachelor. Which explains the can of beans I'm eating cold, out of a can. And the tears. The many tears.
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We're jumping the gun on this "Adam Lambert kissed a guy on TV thing". Do we know the "guy" wasn't just Pink? It's easy to get confused.
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I'm designing a font I call "Helvetica 2: Legend of Curly's Gold". DM me your address now, I'm throwing away my phone after I'm famous.
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To all my friends with young kids who have sense enough to raise them not to be stupid - thank you. Everyone else - you've ruined America.
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Something about those fish tacos isn't sitting well with me. Probably because they called my oboe performance "pedestrian". Jerks.
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