I got my first daily Deviation ever on Deviant Art today: http://t.co/jwlVGfgp
Thanks to @maddynyquil for use of her lovely face :)

I'm trying to solve a rubik's hypercube and I've managed to get one side all-red and the other side all March 15, 1894.

Whenever I hear the phrase "Let's get down to business." I always hear "... to defeat, the huns!" in my head shortly afterwards.

Dear people who can't accept homosexuals: I can not and will not ever respect your opinions (which are wrong). Fuck you.

Love @jrdsctt

WHAT DO WE WANT?

TIME TRAVEL!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?

IT'S IRRELEVANT!

"Everyone has things."

- Jean Waniger -

My name is @sheepdean and @tinaodarby and I never sleep and retweet sexual things and something about NIN.

I honestly can't remember the last time I was drunk like this... Also it took a lot to tweet this tweet...

"I was born ready. I'm Ron Fuckin Swanson."

- Ron Fuckin Swanson -

Of all the crazy things the net has given birth to, the non-ironic love for My Little Pony is completely beyond me and seriously fucked up.

@kaylalabelle http://t.co/Uq4pO0Ie

Today Maddy and I saved a Turtle!  https://vine.co/v/b95lYPEnw0P 

I drank too much this past week. Need to take a break. Ugh...

@maddynyquil RT @gerardway: Man I fukken LOVE Root Beer

Just found out there is gonna be an 8th Season of Dexter. :D

SEEING @destroyangels, @trent_reznor, @mariqueen, @rob_sheridan, and Too-Cool-For-Twitter Atticus TONIGHT WITH @maddynyquil! :D

"Hello!"

- Ranjit -

In Harry Potter, dementors supposedly eat one's soul. So why was Ron scared of them?

@mattlech weird twitter is like karma on reddit. It's something you think you should strive for, but actually you should read a book.

I have realized that just as "Witch House" artists hate the term "Witch House", weird twitterers probably deny being part of weird twitter.