You can say a lot of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

@25_vero I say use reverse stalkology. Let your followers start stalking him.

Pizza is a little like sex. When it's good, it's great; when it's bad, it's still pretty good...

What is this strange emotion that I'm feeling?

Oh, that's just complete and utter happiness in my personal life, that's all.

I saw you from across the street today. My heart skipped a beat today... @fourevajinxed

@fourevajinxed Angrybirds keeps the monster at bay ;-) http://t.co/38qDNsdq

This is my girlfriend. There is no one like her and she is all mine. #merrymayhem @fourevajinxed http://t.co/R3Fwd2eb

I love everyone on FB panicking about the impending snow... Hey jackwagons you've lived in NY your whole lives. This is far from new.

The existence of the flamethrower proves that somewhere someone said, "I want to light those people on fire, I'm just not close enough".

"At what age do they stop consoling you with "You've got your whole life ahead of you" and start saying "Here's a gun" instead?" Bahaha!

Family photo of the year! I smell a Christmas card. Bahaha. http://t.co/xMdm8wnP

@fourevajinxed Somewhere between all our laughs, long talks, stupid little fights and all our jokes I fell in love.

I guess the sun has to be this bright to make up for all my dull coworkers #myemsday #daytourtrash

@fourevajinxed holy shit babe, you just bought a house!

In the words of @fourevajinxed "that's a lot of zeros", as she signed the 10% down payment check.

If you hate capitalism so much, just write everything in lower case from now on... Problem solved.

"@mamabritt: @thebungalowpr http://t.co/Knsz2cb4” Amen!

Due to the obesity pandemic here in America I hear by rename fat Tuesday "average weight weekday"... I'll be celebrating @foleyspville

@fourevajinxed with all that I have and all that I am...

Best soda machine ever! #flavors #burgers @ BGR - The Burger Joint http://t.co/3UOD2cR4