Favstar wird sogar noch besser, wenn du dich anmeldest.
You can say a lot of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
Pizza is a little like sex. When it's good, it's great; when it's bad, it's still pretty good...
What is this strange emotion that I'm feeling?
Oh, that's just complete and utter happiness in my personal life, that's all.
I love everyone on FB panicking about the impending snow... Hey jackwagons you've lived in NY your whole lives. This is far from new.
The existence of the flamethrower proves that somewhere someone said, "I want to light those people on fire, I'm just not close enough".
"At what age do they stop consoling you with "You've got your whole life ahead of you" and start saying "Here's a gun" instead?" Bahaha!
I guess the sun has to be this bright to make up for all my dull coworkers #myemsday #daytourtrash
If you hate capitalism so much, just write everything in lower case from now on... Problem solved.
Mommy's Little Monster, Prolonger of the imminent, Climber, over all absolute anomaly...