Lesbian “@xanaxdreams: Tweet me ur FAV porn category”

Lex Michelle Kellyweezy let's get 2gether

Too obsessed with @xanaxdreams this morning. I want you to be my baby daddy tho not Lilo's.

*deletes twitter*

You're the type of bad that feels so good.

Quick power nap. Wake up. Drink. Instagram a few pics probably. Get shitty drunk. Text my ex. Snapchat @hannmart. Pass out. #itinerary

The Secret Life of Abel

plz send help lex

Gf only sends me nudes when I'm about to kill myself.

Wtf. I'm sorry I'm no @hannmart... pic.twitter.com/vtw9UEuo

S/O to @hannmart with the group msg porn link and S/O to @meg_whit_rump for lettin a brotha know it wasn't worth the 7 minutes.

@xanaxdreams was such a good follow.

“@xanaxdreams: ORGIES ARE SO IN IN 2013” 😳 @hannmart @meg_whit_rump

Hit me with 13 more followers and I'll post a video of me twerking to beyonce.

“@jailbait_cait: But I snapchatted @katiedrapeau a pic of @hannmart's tits.......” Bffffffffffff status. Like what a fucking bro.

Mother fuck I wanted to screenshot that so bad but I was just in shock because you both look so damn beautiful. @hannmart @meg_whit_rump

Lol, if people follow @hannmart they probably follow @meg_whit_rump and only a select few of them follow me but damn we still blowin up TLs.

Gawd, @hannmart and @meg_whit_rump.... they cuuuuutttteeeee.

Abel the Alien

No Abel no