#lifeistooshorttogiveafuck

13 million kids get bullied every year. It’s time to take a stand. RT to STOP BULLYING. #BullyMovie

I want to use kim kardashians butt as a pillow right now.

I try to sleep sometimes but it just doesn't work

A man in a minicooper is not a man

I wish I was a cat so I could wag my tail and bite people +it would be totally socially acceptable

I LOVEE you BRAZIL!! I hope I left u covered in magicall glitter
steeze, weat, and sexinesss. Misss you alreadyy!

Animals+ @ladygaga - jus woke up in Japan +heard that there's a letter from "me" floating around.well it's a fake.not from me.love u all xx

I LOVE BABY SEALS WHO THE HELL COULD EVER KILL ONE WTF

happy bday @justinbieber! u stole my bday🐱🐱🐱🎉🎉🎉🎏🎏🎏

http://t.co/6QcVGzMx - happpyyy birthdayyy Brit!!! @britneyspears

Music is the manifestation of the spirit of the universe

I love penguins

8==========:D HAPPY PENIS DAY!

autocorrect is ruining my sex life

Ur body is just temporary decorate it why not

anyone ever thought about how I see the same moon that every other human on the planet sees

there r other peni in the penis ocean boo

#fucksleep

dont sext and drive