Favstar wird sogar noch besser, wenn du dich anmeldest.
Can't even smoke a cigarette in a Waffle House no more. This ain't the 'merica my grandfather fought for in dub dub two.
I'm not voting in this election because Puff Daddy hasn't threatened my life yet.
this emoji 😐 is called the 'kristen stewart'
North Carolina's state bird is the Subaru Outback
I just invented time travel by driving through South Carolina
The Catpocalypse is the cutest end of the world scenario.
Getting steamed while stuck in rush hour traffic really makes me wish I had a wife waiting on me at home so that I could beat her.
I probably hate you.
Salt Life decals are Ed Hardy shirts for cars.
To this day I still cut up those plastic six-pack rings because goddamn it I love birds and turtles and nature and shit.
Awfully racist that weathermen are telling us to be on the look out for black guys on the roadways tomorrow.
The thing about Budweisers and Parliaments is, give them to me.
Spoiler Alert: At the end of "50 Shades of Gray" you find out Bruce Willis has been a ghost this whole time.
Sergio Garcia is a mark ass bitch.
Hey girls who just graduated and are moving b/c of that new career job, can I have your framed "Live, Laugh, Love" picture?
serious tweet: does anybody have an extra ticket to big boi tomorrow night at georgia theatre?
(will pay* you good)