It's Star Wars Day, which means I've said, "Yes, I've heard of RiffTrax" twice already.

Tonight, in the most surprising "Mad Men" twist yet, RFK survives.

Avengers 2 is under development. The plot may revolve around the group temporarily struggling to work as a team before working as a team.

Let's pour Gatorade over the generator.

The sootier the characters get on the DVD cover, the better the Harry Potter movie.

They could've called "The Wire" "Baltimore Sucks," but they didn't they called it "The Wire."

The best thing about being in Afghanistan until 2024 is that we'll have the technology to teleport out by then. #upside

CONSENSUS ALERT: "Snow White and the Huntsman" isn't awful.

Hey, if taxpayers are forced to subsidize corn syrup they should be allowed to drink it.

In tonight's episode that is life, Logan sits around and mocks TV shows he actually really likes.

In tonight's episode of "Girls," Aisha Tyler makes a surprise guest appearance as Plausible Friend.

In Season 2 of "Girls," Hannah befriends a new, black neighbor named Susie. Oh wait, that's season 2 of "Rugrats."

I like Biden's "Osama Bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive" because our government has subsidized both of them.

Those "Jay Walking" segments aren't going to be as funny when former employees approach Leno asking for food.

Casey Anthony now getting blamed for News Night's lower ratings. That girl can't catch a break. Except for the not guilty verdict. #Newsroom

More Democrats would go to the convention if they weren't held in cities primarily known for being the airport hub you want to avoid.

Rubbing my eyes while looking at my laptop will come in handy when I model for Wall Street Journal stock photos.

I heard a four year old teasing his little sister for only having a 1 gig Kindle Fire. Time to cry for the world.

Always Walk Like There's a Wet Floor Sign

The U.N. peacekeeping chief says Syria is now in a civil war [ and admits there could be a better peacekeeping chief ].