Still waiting on that Donald Glover host with Childish Gambino musical guest episode of SNL. Get on it, NBC.

#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithPenis Harry Potter and the Deathly Penis; The Dark Penis; Iron Penis; Lord of the Penis; Get Penis or Die Tryin'

HERE IT IS... Johnson vs. Banana:  http://imgflip.com/i/sohn 

I need a car just so I have somewhere to put this bumper-sticker. pic.twitter.com/JNpYqZAb

At least it's Friday.

It's a bad week for Armstrong's everywhere.

@d_squat that's dumb idgaf

I think you guys should know that kids here still spike their hair and pop their collars. #What.

#FunFact: There are less people in the town I'm living in than there are students at SKHS.

Me and my new friends. http://t.co/dZ2qrgiy

I still have to pack. I still don't want to pack. Do you see my problem here?

#Hancock has to be one of the most unorthodox, offensive, and funniest superhero movies ever made. And Will Smith is perfect. 100%.

It's been said before, but I'll say it again... Wakefield needs to get a @wendys. Simple as that.

They tried stoning me, my dear.. It did not work.

The Hunger Games is what I play when I'm home alone and there's no one to feed me. Shoulda copyrighted that shit. #HindsightIs2020

She's still going on tour and making it to the Top 10 will definitely benefit her career in a HUGE way. Congrats to @evanpeltai11. Well done

What I would do for a Boston accent > What I would do for a Klondike Bar.

#RejectedCandyHearts http://t.co/FcqHfWZr

"There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty f***ing liars." @louisck

@noelleludwig get on my level d00d http://t.co/d2GI84QJ