Favstar wird sogar noch besser, wenn du dich anmeldest.
Christianity is trending? Nice. I look forward to the day when "Logic" "Reason" and "Rationale" trend instead.
I want to do some volunteer work but something worthwhile. Like telling people how to fix their terrible eyebrows.
Thanks George Osborne. Usually someone has to buy me dinner before they fuck me like that. #budget2012
Ew... favouriting your own tweets is like 'liking' your own Facebook status. You might as well just masturbate in front of a mirror.
The relationships/friendships and connections we forge online, are just as significant as the ones we make IRL.
Pro tip. Buy wine for risotto, drink wine, fuck risotto.
You'll all be pleased to know that the Slipknot shirt I drunkenly bid for on ebay a few days ago… I won it.
Bit annoyed that I wasn't nominated for an Oscar this year...
Blah blah 'creative' blah blah 'advertising' blah blah 'digital'. Semi retired goth, part time human, full time alcoholic.