Dog takes a shit at Crufts http://t.co/anvy7KJl

If Murdoch is too powerful, explain why I don't give him any of my money but I'm forced to for the BBC?

RT @_jd64: Krispy kreme in #enfield Gone! http://yfrog.com/h39jbfqj #tottenham < Nice work chaps.

The Sun's website has been hacked, redirects to a copy-cat news article on Rupert Murdoch's death. www.thesun.co.uk

RT @lfcsandra: So Unite against facism have succeeded by getting all marches banned, err isn't that fascism? #uaf

I think we should just ban everything. Then we'll be safe. The government will look after us.

I dare you to look at the presenters who present T4 and not think 'CUNT!'.

Do fuck off RT @restoreuk US, India, China and Japan all have the death penalty on statute books. UK out of sync with world's leading powers

That 8% cider has put me in a "calling things cunts" mood.

I have been unable to give two shits about our stupid politics as of late. What a stupid fucking country.

"If God had intended us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Spanish air traffic control. " #RedDwarf

RT @a1: BREAKING NEWS: Button injured in serious F1 accident http://twitpic.com/2rvi8m

And as usual, Sickipediabot is COMPLETELY FINE until it's something YOU don't like. Then it's all BAN THIS and CLOSE THIS DOWN. Fuck.

BREAKING RT @alexbirtwisle: Perhaps the best news story I've ever read: http://t.co/5Xkw4S2i

RT @j0annepsi: Hearing reports of shop keepers in Bethal Green beating the crap out of looters. *applauds* <hope they beat them fucking hard

It's all kicking off at McDonalds Carmarthen http://t.co/ZhuX6QM3

Apparently there was a 'twister' near Milford Haven earlier, which almost caused hundreds of pounds worth of improvements.

Plane Finder found Santa http://t.co/t5Oeao0U http://t.co/6Vl0Ccib

If you are Scottish or Welsh, do enjoy searching Google for "what defines an English person" whilst it's still up.

Cassetteboy vs. David Attenborough http://t.co/WT3GtFW