OH: "A very bad night for legitimate rape."

All of you computer people should watch this. (Especially @robey). AT&T Archives: The UNIX Operating System: http://t.co/IKsxKZDL

Did you forget your floppy disk? pic.twitter.com/iBmNjo9Yrx

Making products that change the world is the closest most of us can come to immortality. Make great things. #stevejobs

Any Cassandra experts want to work from home? (Where “home” is anywhere in the world). I’m hiring.

Best parents’ website ever.  http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com 

I'm not running queries. These fuckers are walking.

“Abba, what do Jews do for Christmas?” “Watch a movie and eat Chinese food.” The cycle of life continues.

San Antonio has crosses everywhere; both Jews and vampires are scared all the time.

Fantastic R package to generate gorgeous LaTeX tables.  http://www.r-statistics.com/2013/01/stargazer-package-for-beautiful-latex-tables-from-r-statistical-models-output/ …

The death of facts. Both amusing and sad. http://t.co/ZYtyo5uW

I'm more angered by the failings of @foxnews @cnn @abc then by anything else. Report the truth, don't ignore it. #occupyoakland

Mom breakfast at Chez Jay: poached scrambled eggs, coconut french toast, lox ceviche, strawberries, cantaloupe, mimosas, bloody Mary’s.

A short post about a queue algorithm that comes with great kitten pictures.  http://pozorvlak.livejournal.com/164716.html 

OH: "Hugs before bugs, bro."

setup my buzz account to be linked to @ram's Twitter account. so awesome -- all my buzz updates are really Ram's tweets. #noAuthentication

@robey @evanm Technical debt has to be accrued mindfully to be debt. Otherwise it’s just poor development habits & laziness.

Had a dad talk w/ my 4yo daughter: stop feeling sorry for yourself; someone is always faster; keep trying hard; don't listen to mean people.

Particularly amusing tumbler. http://t.co/Sez3pcIH

Convinced that the Illuminati arranged this World Series in order to prevent San Franciscans from voting tomorrow. #conspiracy