Favstar wird sogar noch besser, wenn du dich anmeldest.
Being a responsible adult sucks ass.
My heart always skips a beat when one of my kids grabs my phone and I have to think....I did delete those pictures?
This girl just got married and said she had the biggest prize: her bestfriend and husband. Yeah, tell me that in 20 years....
So if guys get morning wood, do women get morning dew?
OK, I think i got it: no one here has actual sex, you all drink, hate your jobs and pants, but love bacon and Canadians.
Cold pizza in bed. Two things missing. The fuck buddy and the hang over.
a 2 year old was admitted to MENSA the second toddler this year--I'm going out on a limb and saying none of you are the parents.
Why can't you guys be my real life friends?
Officially the weekend. Let's take off our pants.
i love going on FB and seeing people make "naughty" posts....amateurs.
Just once I'd like a politician to say can't promise anything I'll just try not to fuck things up any more than it is.
Call me old fashioned, I just think if you're going to post a pic, your bra and panties should kinda match.
Ex was upset cuz money was taken out of his account. It's called child support idiot. It's taken every week which is more than I was.
#ThreeWords yes, I swallow.
Do you ever see someone out in public and think: I'd fuck 'em.
A divorced mom of two from the rocky mountains! Just here for the fun !