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I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like porn bots and spam.
I do not like your follow scam.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like porn bots and spam.
I do not like your follow scam.
Yelling "Fuck this!" and storming out of the office loses some impact when you are working from home. It still feels good though.
Some people rake leaves, others blow them. I prefer the flamethrower, its fun for the whole neighborhood.
I made macaroni and cheese from scratch, with real cheese. It cost about $18.00. Now I can only afford the Kraft kind. I’m the Irony Chef.
After intensive research I have determined that there is no type of juice that a double shot of vodka doesn't improve.
So Monday and Tuesday sucked. But, with the right mix of caffeine, alcohol and mushrooms, Wednesday doesn't even have to happen at all.
My vegetarian friend could not understand why I brought a bottle of catsup on our hiking trip. “In case we get lost.” He’s slow. Tasty slow.
Drinking coffee, jerking off, catching up on Twitter and listening to music. It’s impressive to be this busy and still get nothing done.
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