My imaginary husband is ignoring my existence.

"Axl Rose is old, fat and pink."

Today @rockofages becomes the 50th longest running broadway show EVER! We're gonna KICK and STRETCH andddd KICK! We're FIFTY!

I've got more music than iPod.

Anne was great. You're allowed to not like her as a 'person' even though none of us know her, but she was great. She deserved it. So suck it

“@uberfacts: Smoking can cause your nipples to fall off.” That is the funniest shit I've heard in a long time!

"You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel." -Jared Leto.

I sing too much for someone who can't sing.

Wondering what to watch during the blizzard, East Coasters? Might we recommend a #TeenWolf marathon?  http://teenwolf.mtv.com  or on @netflix!

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs... Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.

3 yrs ago today, I was wit @crystalmreed / the cast of @mtvteenwolf in ATL. Filmin the pilot on her Bday. Best memories.Happy Bday Crystal!

@jaredleto PLEASE, #JaredShowEchelonTattoo.

It's not that I hate you, it's just... No, no I hate you.

WARNING: Don't open emails saying "You've won 2 tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!" They might contain 2 tickets to a Justin Bieber concert

Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

BRING ON ALL THE GIFS AND PHOTOSETS!!!

OF COURSE!!! “@secctumsempra: @tomofromearth do you want to have some brazilian barbecue when you come to brazil again?”

I'VE ALWAYS HAD MY SUSPICIONS “@letospomhawk: @tomofromearth YOU'RE REALLY FROM EARTH??”

Time for your #TeenWolf Teaser of the week! This one's about @dylanobrien so you better check it out now:  http://on.mtv.com/Uu41JR 

I'd rather be weird as fuck than be boring as hell.