I would like to say fuck you to anyone thinks we should have a hierarchy of grief for all the horrible things that have happened. Fuck off.

Alan Bennett sings "They fuck you up, your mum and dad" to the tune of "Last of the Summer Wine" http://tinyurl.com/44xv2bm

At funeral of Dylan Thomas, poet Louis MacNeice was so drunk that he threw his sandwiches onto the coffin in the belief they were daffodils.

The real reason that Marxism will never succeed is not due to ideological flaws, but that most of the proponents of it are fucking wankers.

Hooray, two beautiful animals are dead and some idiots who have betted have more money. Hooo-fucking-ray.

How many Smiths fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because there is a light that never goes out.

http://t.co/s1JIKY04 Best Chris Brown review ever.

Sarcasm is apparently a low form of wit, but pointing out so in hope of being thought witty means you deserve to be brained with pebbles.

#HappyBirthdayMorrissey As a poor, freezingly cold soul, you mean so much to me through your wondrous lyrics you charming man.

Why is Britian so obsessed with its military? Any hint of criticism of 'our lads' gets drowned out by a tide of right-wing bullshit.

That Ann Widdecombe both exists, and was elected to public office is an argument for both atheism and revolution at the same time.

My only desire in life is to open a Muslim butchers called 'Halal, is it meat you're looking for?'

Any wanker 'libertarian' wearing a Guy Fawkes mask gets thousands of followers, so I'd thought I'd emulate by being an utter tit.

Why are people such twats? Why do people vote Tory & hate gay people & be racist & ram religion down our throats & allow Sting to live?

All this shit in the news recently makes me understand why older people speak of the Tory government in the eighties with fear and disgust.

Why have people turned all right-wing and authoritan after the riots? This scares me as much as all the violence.

Please wrench the Kindles from the hands from all that possess them and shout at them to stop killing actual physically existing books.

Lets all go and put Jeremy Clarksons head on a pike, it will be such a jolly way to spend a lovely day as this.

#AskEdM Do you ever wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night, worried at the continued alienation of your working class voters?

Three women walk into a pub and say, `Hooray, we’ve colonised a male-dominated joke format.’