FRIENDS: my project @slackulator is now open to the public! Please try it. http://t.co/IbB0esC7 — Read twitter too much? Let me help you.

"NASA spent $2.6b over 10 years to put a nuclear mobile science lab on Mars. TSA spent $8b in 2011 to keep shampoo off planes." ~@luketadams

HIV cure seen in the "Berlin patient" has been replicated twice: http://t.co/JLnPztyV

The Dream Of The '90s Is Alive In Java

Just ran Apache Maven for the first time. I have no idea what it just did, but it sure did a lot of it.

Donate to @noisebridge or SF loses their hackerspace by February. Need 60 members just to break even on burn rate - http://bit.ly/eWi2BA

I Should Be Asleep, But Man, Those Were Some Good Internets

Railsbridge women's workshop has < 2 hrs to find new venue in downtown/SOMA for Fri night & Sat day — http://t.co/av8d9MKa via @yoz

"HEY HIPSTERS!" *everyone looks* *everyone quickly averts eyes*... This is how I win. #sxsw #sfembassy #keepcalmandcarryon

Sawed off my leg and candy came out, spilled onto the floor into a pattern that spelled OVALTINE. #ominousevents #promotedtweets

Hey baby, my Mayan calendar goes up to 2069

I am knitting the *sickest* wristwatch cozy.

You know what social network I love? Email.

Not going to SXSW this year? I propose we go to Zeitgeist all week, get shit drunk, and pretend it's Stubbs. #sfxsw #techindustryalcoholweek

Haters gonna relate.

The man's flat, empty gaze slowly formed into a Cheshire smile; with wide eyes burning he spoke: "butts lol"

Tweets running in the fields, tweets lazing in the shade. Grass-fed tweets. Free range tweets. These tweets are completely organic.

Occlusion seems to be the big thing now, funny parallels to computer graphics history #are2011

Paranoid about all the fucked up chemicals in toiletries and cosmetics? Find out how toxic each product is: http://www.ewg.org/skindeep/

When someone asks what you're doing and you're looking at twitter, tell them I'M OVERTHROWING YOUR REGIME, MAN.