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Dear gay men:
*I* happen to like my naked body.
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Beef_TonguebedheadblondeBAAATTSkambrockBettyLiesrscooter27factualfictionCroweJam
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The healthcare showdown is tomorrow, Sunday. SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!
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the_dzakolchakdesignatedtwitrSchiller13say_my_nametrelvixCroweJam
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I love tweetups because out of everyone there I'm the *least* drunk.
Three weeks until #chsh.
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JeeNeeBeejudyschu
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It will snow today in Chicago, the first day of spring. No shit. Just Chicago weather.
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Spinchangedesignatedtwitr
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What's the Mexican version of putting your John Hancock? I bet it's Juan Hancock.
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SpinchangedropdeadchriskambrockEightBitsShortblondediva11
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I've gotten more numbers from Twitter than my last three visits to a bar.
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dropdeadchrisTymethiefPunkrockierscooter27UPTIGHTerSmmytheblondediva11
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Old guys talking about baseball in March, hipsters, yuppies, uncool Hispanics and a PBR sign outside. I love this bar.
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joe_schmittblondediva11UPTIGHTerSmmythe
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Between the strangers at Skylark and you strangers I still feel lonely drinking this one beer.
Wait, anti-depressants & beer don't mix?
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MrWordsWorth
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I'm drink.
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beingtheobestgirlbettyMrWordsWorthblondediva11darkdraggonUPTIGHTerSmmythe
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Fake @mikemorrow has a mustache! Evil twin @mikemorrow! Bizarro @mikemorrow! Sorry, @mikemorrow.
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mikemorrow
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To you, it looks like I'm waiting for a date and trying to occupy myself. I'm actually tweeting and checking out people.
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thetearoomsBAAATTS
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There's a guy here that looks like @mikemorrow. I feel like it's a surprise tweetup.
Surprise, fake @mikemorrow!
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mikemorrow
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Watching the Cosby where Theo fishes out a mobsters body. What you don't remember is Theo getting wacked. Pudding was served at the funeral.
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joeschmittdavio1962MrWordsWorth
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"Farting the alphabet."
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dropdeadchriskambrockiatethecrayonsfrageelayTrick_or_tweetlionelster
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I have a Twitter problem... Her name is @debihope.
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MrWordsWorthDavySunshinekambrock
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You want more bang for your buck? Get a really cheap hooker.
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BAAATTSlionelsterblondediva11designatedtwitr
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I was starred twice by @kellydeal. How was your week?
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davisloveBAAATTS
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Law and Order: SVU is the only tv show I cannot possibly masturbate to.
So I don't watch it, of course.
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m1key_m00ndropdeadchrisGwogkwirqnavanaxdesignatedtwitrBettyLieslionelsterblondediva11
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I love being an adult because I can watch porn while spoiling my appetite with cookies. MOM.
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joeschmittannssisterBAAATTSdropdeadchrisnavanaxthetearooms
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"Scissoring"
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