Shit. There go the tears again: http://t.co/uAoXtugx

Happy 5th Birthday, iPhone -- the phone that made poopin' fun!

Apparently, Scott Forstall didn't make it to the Apple Event today because he got lost on the way to the theater...

Steve Jobs: God bless your soul. You'll be remembered every time I answer my iPhone, use my iPad, or type on my Mac. You thought different.

The clueless Obama administration was warned - http://t.co/nEJ4CuCu http://t.co/O7cub5KZ

Now THIS is an Ice Cream Sandwich, you Android-loving slime! http://t.co/SEpDAq3Q

No WWDC tickets? Go to AltWWDC 2013 instead  http://aol.it/ZwbwVT 

Note to NASA and Russian Space Agency - replace those low-tech procedure notebooks on Soyuz with iPads.

“@cnetnews: Oracle sues patent troll Lodsys, hopes to invalidate all its patents http://t.co/NSAm9OpQ” <—- I love you, Oracle.

Concerned about your privacy? Don't worry about your iPhone. Instead, get worried about the U.S. Government: http://t.co/2ZH8U1A Retweet!

Finding Nemo In My Pants #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants

And in case you haven't purchased "Talking to Siri": http://t.co/YuLGj9jm

Pinnochio In My Pants #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants

OK, @tapbots. I must have my Tweetbot for iPad, now. A Mac version would be nice as well. Thank you. That is all.

Although she’ll never see this because she’s averse to computers, Happy Mother’s Day, Mom. And a fond remembrance of my late mother-in-law.

Mountain Lion: Get your RSS button back in Safari 6 http://t.co/qVQBvwpQ

"Talking to Siri" is in the Kindle Top 100! Thanks to all of you who bought this labor of love by @ericasadun and me. http://t.co/SU4ycVzw

Huzzah! "Talking to Siri" by @ericasadun and me is doing pretty well in the Kindle Bookstore: http://t.co/qqnnE4UB

Apple is Fortune "World's Most Admired Company" for 2013  http://aol.it/WtVXrO 

At last it can be seen! @reneritchie using his iPad mini as a phone.  http://www.tuaw.com/2013/02/08/using-your-ipad-mini-as-a-phone/ … (Thanks for being such a good sport, Rene!)