#CantAfford4More years of making my own decisions about my body. It makes my girl brain hurt

Clint convinced me. I'm voting for the chair #RNC2012 #GOP2012

The majority of murder victims knew their attacker, yet no one calls it "acquaintance murder." #RapeIsRape

I always see a lot of tweets dissing fat people. As if being an asshole is a more redeeming quality

I liked the Hitchcock version of Angry Birds better

Hate when people say That's how I was raised. Well I was raised to be a conservative religious racist homophobic asshole but I turned out ok

If women like Angelina Jolie keep having mastectomies, men are going to cure cancer

#DescribeYourSexLifeWithAMovie Bedknobs and Broomsticks

I have a theory that those women making sandwiches after sex are just going into the kitchen to cry

Wonder which white guy will replace Jimmy Fallon.

My autocorrect keeps changing "honey" to "homey" cause it thinks I'm black

Men define "crazy" as any reaction a woman has to their bullshit 

The way to a girl's heart is through her vagina

If you only know me from Facebook, you don't know me at all. If you know me from Twitter, you know me far too well

#WorstBandMeetings Everyone, I'd like you to meet Yoko.

She can see Communism from her house “@huffpostla: Sarah Palin calls Obama a "socialist," warns communism could be coming”

You know those little boys who built forts with "No Girls Allowed" signs? They produce comedy now.

It's not "legitimate rape" or "the rape thing" or "date rape." Or fodder for a joke. It's RAPE #RapeIsRape

The Mayans are just like my grandmother "Ya know, this is probably going to be my last Christmas." And it never is

I love to fantasize about people I hate being forced to clean my house when I'm rich and famous