Favstar wird sogar noch besser, wenn du dich anmeldest.
#CantAfford4More years of making my own decisions about my body. It makes my girl brain hurt
Clint convinced me. I'm voting for the chair #RNC2012 #GOP2012
I always see a lot of tweets dissing fat people. As if being an asshole is a more redeeming quality
I liked the Hitchcock version of Angry Birds better
Hate when people say That's how I was raised. Well I was raised to be a conservative religious racist homophobic asshole but I turned out ok
If women like Angelina Jolie keep having mastectomies, men are going to cure cancer
#DescribeYourSexLifeWithAMovie Bedknobs and Broomsticks
I have a theory that those women making sandwiches after sex are just going into the kitchen to cry
Wonder which white guy will replace Jimmy Fallon.
My autocorrect keeps changing "honey" to "homey" cause it thinks I'm black
Men define "crazy" as any reaction a woman has to their bullshit
The way to a girl's heart is through her vagina
If you only know me from Facebook, you don't know me at all. If you know me from Twitter, you know me far too well
#WorstBandMeetings Everyone, I'd like you to meet Yoko.
You know those little boys who built forts with "No Girls Allowed" signs? They produce comedy now.
The Mayans are just like my grandmother "Ya know, this is probably going to be my last Christmas." And it never is
I love to fantasize about people I hate being forced to clean my house when I'm rich and famous
Riot Grrrl comic from Athens, GA . Owner of Tao Comedy Studio in LA, StandUp Productions & StandUp Academy. Author of The Tao of Comedy. I'm also @yincomedy