The Jaws theme. Inspired. Next time, a guy in a shark suit should run on stage and body slam into the award recipients mid-speech. #oscar

Someone help me because I CANNOT stop watching this. RT @thedailybeast: Watch Miley Cyrus twerk in unicorn suit  http://thebea.st/165LmJD 

This is wonderful. RT @nme: Queen & David Bowie's isolated vocal 'Under Pressure' will give you goosebumps  http://ow.ly/lLktc 

The phrase 'God particle' was coined by author Leon Lederman who wanted to call it 'the goddamn particle' but his publisher didn't allow it.

It's 12/12/12, not 12/12/12, you goddamn Yanks.

Books that have the movie adaptation's poster on the cover are worse than slavery.

I have a hard time coming to terms with the fact that before now we lived in a world where this didn't exist:  http://i.imgur.com/E00nl.gif 

@jeffnoon "Heh, get this, every time I start drooling, this feckless scientist-type guy starts taking notes," thought Pavlov's dog.

I love watching @devincf and his pals get drunk and talk movies -  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR_qJIk4FS4 …

I woke up with my cat sitting on my chest and I think I caught her in the act of eating my soul but how can you stay angry at that face?

~ @jeffnoon "...set me free," typed monkey # 73,662,977,176, thereby finally, definitely proving the infinite monkey theorem.

One in sex people occasionally make a Freudian slip.

The two things I took away from #Syrup are that marketing is evil and Amber Heard is unbearably pretty.

I'm considering starting a Placebo cover band. I'll call it Homeopathy.

Breaking Bad's Aaron Paul on The Price Is Right 14 years ago is the funniest thing you will see all day: http://t.co/MlKgfb79

Neil deGrasse Tyson doing what he does best, making a stupid amount of sense, this time about atheism v. agnosticism: http://t.co/6asxG4lw

One day a film/franchise will be rebooted so quickly it will be financially competing against itself.

I'm considering starting a Placebo cover band. I'll call it Homeopathy.

@qikipedia "Ik ben zo slim dat ik soms zelf niet begrijp wat ik appelgebak zeg." OSCAR WILDE

I'm a couple of minutes into #LesMis and is this the Wolverine origin story? I NEVER KNEW.