The lottery is for people who are bad at math

I would follow that person twitter suggested, but I can't read Arabic

My timeline is going backwards

How does ANYONE keep up with more than 100 tweeple? Been reading 4 hrs, with backed up reading material 2 the moon and I'm a fast reader!

The bots are out full force today

“@dbbandit: pic.twitter.com/U5HUa2b2y2”

High school classmate once tried to rob a bank going through the drive-thru.
#trivia

What did I do to get 4 eggs at once?

Did I take my meds?

“@ingen1ous: How to Recognize the Plastics That Are Hazardous to Your #Health  http://bit.ly/Zu20fS  @io9”

One person's fun is another person's poison
#deepthoughts

I've decided to let my alter-ego tweet for me

I'm not a drinker, but twitter is tempting me

Lawd....insanity on twitter, then drunk reporter on CNN. I need medication

@piratesforobama Trend? #HappyBirthdayPresidentObama

RT“@mozi_n: Walmart,FOX News,+Koch Brothers,have in common? http://t.co/K3JMmVGe #OWS”

Told my pharmacist not to get twitter. It's addictive.

By the blue tile walls
Near the market stalls,
There's a hidden door
She leads you to...

Al Stewart 'Year of the Cat'

Don't judge an avi by it's tweet

TYVM to all my followers. Much appreciated!