Favstar wird sogar noch besser, wenn du dich anmeldest.
I don't know why English has so many silent letters, like the k in knock. And invisible letters, like the k in dictatorship.
Occasionally a little sarcasm slips in to my tweet stream.
You probably won't notice it though.
Favstar database is 70GB now. 70GB of dick and fart jokes.
Yes I run a porn site. It was an accident.
Tweeting bullshit since day 1™
Related: our first day in the USA taught me that I didn't previously know the meaning of obesity.
Do these tweets make me look like I'm fucking procrastinating?
There's no such thing as too many tacos.
Is there a movie Jason Statham is in where he never touches a gun?
Owning a sugar plantation would be pretty sweet.
I don't remember his name, but I could draw a picture of his avatar for you.
Dear Mayans, please explain that story one more time. A little more slowly perhaps?
Sushi without wasabi is like Robin without Batman.
I can't believe you guys let me go to Walmart. Assholes.
"Please delete my tweets from your website. I'm a <job requiring responsibility> and can't have those tweets linked to me."