Dreaming is like defragmenting your brain. RT @ahemphill: Trying to figure out what database problem I solved before waking up this morning.

My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me Giorgio. #RAM #DaftPunk pic.twitter.com/hOV9EeCF5Z

@kirstinbutler Matt Tischler is great, his prints of that series are available on @20x200 too! http://t.co/oc3NXBLt

Yarrrgh! A pirate's life for me. #grog RT @daltonc: "It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy" - Steve Jobs

@mantia careful now, I'm starting to think of where all these tweets come from and I don't like it one bit.

Group sexting is a thing, right?

@likeablemedia @_amandalynne @meganmcface @btmurr @jennal15 @davidyarus @rhnnntrtmnn #LikeableU This was pretty funny. http://t.co/qMGJCbxe

Wow! @foursquare has several always-open "portals" (2-way video chat between bi-coastal offices) - such a great idea! via @naveen #timesopen

Good to see a lot of familiar faces tonight! @benpaster @realjoediaz @quincytutoring @karltonutter @jkcallas @tribe2point0 @sociallysavvy4u

My face kinda hurts from laughing so much tonight. Please make it stop.

OH: "You're the bartender—you're supposed to be nice to me!"

@marcoarment but the people demand a filter app with (optional, via in-app purchase) camera mode!

@pissrifle the correct solution here is an adult sippy cup pic.twitter.com/TykgfAE5hy

@pissrifle it is known. the books are pretty epic as well, if you're into reading and literacy in general.

HAPPY BAD FRIDAY.

So, @bnnofficial is fucking killing it. #BirdyNamNam

@danielleiat @hragv I imagine it was up to the DA who intends to try them as adults, doesn't feel right though.

Awesome special here: unlimited free "High 5's" from bartenders with check in. cc @dens @riczzz14, Sam  http://4sq.com/Z1lmt4 

I'll never find the time to sleep forever.

@mxrk 🍷❄🐈👈🐾✨👍