Favstar wird sogar noch besser, wenn du dich anmeldest.
Fool me once, pack your shit.
Wait a minute...I feel a burst of enthusiasm breaking through! *wait for it - wait for it*.....*sigh* false alarm.
Tweeting motorists should be forced to adorn their bumpers with this message: You wouldn't follow so closely..if you followed me on Twitter!
I see your "I'm not talking to you" and I'll raise you an "I don't give a fuck!"
Me: Shh *caught retrieving tooth from 7's pillow*
10: *shocked* You're the Tooth Fairy?! MOMMY I can't believe you leave us EVERY night!
Following the initial introduction, the possibility of a future relationship hinges solely on the answer to one question: Do you tweet?
You KNOW you're drunk when you have to "take aim" to sit...on the toilet.
A mother's love is constant, unconditional & forgiving. Nerve count, however, has a tendency to fluctuate.
An apple a day keeps no one away unless you have meticulously good aim.
Anybody else starting to select their daily attire based on ease of removal?
Best advice I can give my little nieces is be nice to your sister..you never know what may provoke her to dip your toothbrush in the toilet.
I am so glad someone invented a way for all the most interesting people in the world to live in my phone.
The person walking on the sidewalk texting ALWAYS has the right of way. Everybody knows THAT!
Men who dislike cats are just jealous they can't snuggle in our laps and spontaneously vibrate.
I'm like most women in that I can be a LOT less annoying naked.
By the sound of the mama bird carrying on just outside my window, the daddy bird has some serious explaining to do.
Silence doesn't mean "you win"...just that I'm "re-loading."
When I tire of Words with Friends, I sometimes enjoy a little game of Gestures to Assholes.
I'm not gaining weight. I'm WINTERIZING.
I have a crack that could sure use some caulk.