@rangersfan1977 @rangersfanmatt We’d get #weirdbaseball without going into extra innings

Ron Washington is a terrible in-game manager. He’s done little to convince me (or other #Rangers fans) otherwise recently.

@david_laskey It's usually just pre-set numbers that you can choose to withdraw. And it spits it out at you super fast.

If I was looking for someone to make a logo for me at a low rate, who would I contact?

Actually, @robert__almeida makes a good point: bring back the NBA on NBC with John Tesh’s theme.

@fanfiction_txt The run-on that wouldn’t stop running!

@david_laskey #drunkdavidtweets

@fanfiction_txt “Snorlax ilu” “SNORLAX.” /crushes Ash FIN.

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148Apps Posts: Sonic the Hedgehog’s Remastered Version Finally Releases, and it Comes Bearing New Goodies and...  http://dlvr.it/3NhLpz 

@ekanaut @timoflegend “Get off my lawn you daft punks!”

148Apps Posts: Angle Isle Review  http://dlvr.it/3NNjh9 

Wub wub wub AAAAAAHHHHHH ‘em Tech  https://twitter.com/TTUKingsbury/status/322718174518853632 …

Altered State by @tesseractband is "hella fuckin' balls-to-the-wall awesome" to quote Justice John Roberts.  http://tmblr.co/ZrfXZyl5ZgII 

@breanneh6789 @tisisam  http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/michael-jackson-eating-popcorn-gif.gif …

The Thunder may lose their series, but Russell Westbrook just proved how valuable he really is, didn’t he?

Cool band name idea: 45-Degree Angels

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“I told you you’d like crime, mom!” #BobsBurgers

7 likes on Instagram and counting for a food pic.

You are all too predictable.